You know what really grinds my gears?

Wet sock. Yes, that's what grinds my gears. Fucking wet socks.




I just can't get over it. You may ask "What do you mean by wet sock? Like sweaty feet?" NO.


Example 1: A Christmas or two ago my stepmom bought my sister and I these weird boot things. Mine were gray with weird little sparkly stars on them. They looked like winter boots that you would wear outside in the snow or other cold climates. So thinking only about my impending warmth, I slipped those bad boys on the next morning and went to my car. So far so good! I then reach my destination and exit my motor vehicle. I then begin my walk toward the building. After about two and a half minutes my feet are suddenlty freezing as shit! I went ahead and finished walking and once I got inside, I quickly slipped into the bathroom. I don't know what was wrong with these fucking boots, but both of my feet were now soaking wet. Damn. So I walked around all day with wet, nasty, stinky socks on. It's uncomfortable, awkward, annoying, and eventually it can make your feet smell. I have enough of a problem with this as it is without the aid of the damn snow and water that I had to walk in to get to where I was going. And then I was just pissed for the rest of the day.




And that mom, is why I wear flip-flops in any weather. That shit gets dry!


Example B:

I think that this low quality ragetoon picture speak for itself, but I'm going to comment anyway. If you leave a puddle of water somewhere in my house for me to step in, I can and will make your murder look like an accident. I don't often wear socks around my house so either...
A. My feet will be in their birthday suit and I will slip and fall in the mess you have created!

OR

B. I will get my freaking socks wet!

If you leave a puddle, clean that shit up. If I type "I hate wet sock" into a google search engine, I get over one million hits. So yeah. Do the world a favor and clean up your water, piss, vomit, or whatever it is that might turn my otherwise dry socks into a wet mess. Thanks.